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tobha me vyah karake pachataya
#1
Aisha,"Sameer..."

Aisha was calling him by name (angrily)

Aisha,"kaha ho tum."

Sameer was enjoying his coffee and newspaper.

But because of aisha's voice he scared and coffee fall on his hand.

Aisha,"kya he ye Sameer."

Sameer,"umm...shirt."

Aisha,"ye toh mujhe bhi pata he maine kitni bar kaha he tumase he shirt bed pe mat feka karo. Tumhe samaj nahi ata."

Here Arjun enters and saw aisha was scolding Sameer.

Controlling his laugh.

Arjun,"kya hua aisha."

Aisha,"dekho na Sameer ko maine kitani bar kaha ke shirt acchi tarah rakha karo par nahi. Dekho Sameer last warning agali bar aisa dikhayi diya toh sare shirt phad dungi."

By hiting his leg she went from there.

Sam,"oouch..."

Arjun was rolling over sofa. He can't control his laugh.

Arjun,"kya wife mili hai. Tu tu tu itani tu masa ki bhi dat nahi khata tha jitani aisha ki khata."

Sam,"dat kya nikal rahe ho. Tum bade aadarsh pati ho. Dekho na aisha ko believe nahi hota ki ye vahi aisha he jisape me order chodata tha ab ye mujhape order chodati he."

He makes weird face.

Arjun starts again laughing.

Here Sakshi enter

Sakshi (angrily(,"Arjun..."

Arjun(innocently),"ha Sakshi."

Sakshi,"maine tumase sabji lane ko kaha tha to ab tak laye kyu nahi."

Arjun,"abhi lane wala tha wo..."

Sakshi,"tumhe toh sirf bahane banane ate hai kamchor kahike jao jaldi se varana bhuke hi baithana padega."

Sakshi went from there and sam laughs at him.

Arjun,"has kya raha he."

Sam,"accha tu mere pe has raha tha tab. Ha ha ha."

Arjun,"dekhana Sameer pahale me Sakshi ko kamchor bolata tha ab ye bol rahi he kya din aagaye hai mere."

Sam,"ha yar hum dono shadi ke bad sher se chuhe ban gaye. Aisha bahot bura hal karati hai ye mat karo vo mat karo."

Arjun,"ha yar Sakshi bhi."

Sam,"ab kya kare?"

Arjun,"ab kya in dono ko jatana padega ki hum dono ki kya imp hai."

Sam,"ha par uske liye kya karenge?"

Arjun,"mere pass ek idea hai."

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i hope aapko accha laga ho

sirf like deke mat jana

bade wale comments dena

samaje ya samajau???????Wink
#2
hi
i enjoyed reading this, it was funny
i loved the title - tauba main vya karke pachtaya
loved it it sounds funny
keep writing
em sure others will like it as well.
#3
Nice start to the stroy.,..funny tha.... kya karney vala hain yeh log? please continue ....
#4
Chapter 2

Next morning

As usual, sam was sipping his coffee and reading newspaper.

Aisha was hell angry on him.

Aisha (angrily),"Sameer..."

This time Sameer didn't scare.

Sameer,"kya he pagal ho gayi ho kya ke itani jor chilla rahi hu. Hall me hi toh betha hu koi dur bajar me thodi. Aur kya he ye roj ka jab dekho tab chillati rehati ho. See ye mera ghar he me jaha bhi rakhu shirt tumase matalab. Dekho aisha apane limit me raho."

Aisha starts crying.

Aisha,"accha ye tumhara ghar hai toh mujhe kyu laye yahapar huh? Mummy..

Me ja rahi hu mummy ke pass.

Sam(mv),"are kya ye toh sasuma ke pas ja rahi hai mar gaya hitlar toh mera murder hi degi jab unhe pata chalega ki maine unke beti ko rulaya. He bhagavan kaha fas gaya me."

Aisha starts packing.

Sam,"aisha I am sorry... wo me gusse me tha is liye ye sab bol baitha sorry."

Aisha,"sorry my foot." And hit his leg.

Sam,"ouch" and starts dancing on one leg due to pain."

Sam,"dekho tumhe jo saja dena he wo do per ghar chodake mat jao please."

Aisha,"ghar nahi mr. kamara aap is kamare me nahi rahenge me abhi mummy ko bulati hu. Wo ab is kamare me rahegi. Baki sab tum apna soch lo kaha rukana he."

And aisha throw Sameer out of room with his luggage.

And she close door on his mouth.

Aisha,"get lost."

Sam,"aisha suno tho."

Arjun come there.

Arjun,"are ye kya itani subah subah kaha ja raha he wo bhi itana bada bag lekar."

Sam,"sale ye sab teri wo ghatiya idea ke vajah se hua he. Teri toh me."

And sam starts beating him.

FLASHBACK

Arjun,"mere pass ek idea hai."

Sam,"bolana."

Arjun,"dekh tu aisha se dar mat direct bol de ke tera ghar he tu kuch bhi kar sakata."

Sam,"pagal he kya wo to murder hi kar degi mera."

Arjun,"sidha bol na teri phatati hai. Phattu."

Sam,"m...mai phattu nahi hu."

Arjun,"to ja aisha se apana hak jama dikha de ki tera raj usape chalata uska nahi."

Sam,"accha tujhe kya lagata hai work karega ye."

Arjun,"100% guarantee dekh kaise bigi billi ki tarah tere age jhukati."

Sam,"accha tik."

FLASHBACK END

Sam,"teri vajah se aj me itani badi mushkil me phas gaya."

Arjun,"meri vajah se maine kya kiya."

Sam,"accha tune kya kiya ye ghatiya idea kisane di aisha pe rope jamane ka?"

Arjun,"ha toh maine sirf idea diya teri galati tune suni or use doharaya bhi. Ja teri problem tu sulaja dost ki koi ijjat hi nahi hai. Accha hua aisha ne rum se nikal diya tu isi layak hai."

Arjun went from there.

Sam(mv),"teri idea ne mujhe rum nikal diya aur itani badi problem me fas gaya dekh ab me kya karata hu tujhe bhi tere rum se get out nahi kiya toh mera nam sam nahi."
#5
Chapter 3

ETF OFFICE

Sameer was barking at chotu and shree.

After samjun marriage Sakshi and aisha left office and become housewives.

Bichare choree bevajah chief ke gusse ke shikar ban gaye.

Arjun can't contrl his laugh.

Arjun went to sameer's cabin.

Sam (angrily),"kya hai?"

Arjun,"are gussa kyu ho raha hai? Aisha ka gussa choree pe kyu nikal raha hai."

Sam,"accha jab teri wife tujhe rum se bahar nikalengi na tab tujhe pata chalega. Teri vajah hua ye sab tu toh mujhase bat hi mat kar."

Arjun,"tu tu ...kaisi he re teri wife tere pyar ka asar he bigad diya use. Sakshi ko dekh mana ke vo bakbak karati dinbhar bheja khati hai mera par jane do jaisi bhi ho uski itani himmat nahi ki vi mujhe bahar nikale."

Sam,"accha itana confidence. Ha vaise Sakshi toh he hi acchi. Accha patnidharm nibhati hai."

Arjun," kya? Pagal he kya uski tariff kya kar raha hai. Are aisha bhayankar hai to Sakshi mahabhayankar hai. Pata hai pura bed le leti hai wo. Uski vajah se meri kamar hi tut jati hai. Uske vajah se niche girata hu me har bar. Use kuch hosh hi nahi rahata. Moti pura failke soti hai. Bukkad kitna kahti hai wo. Kam ham karate he aur khana wo khati hai. Isase accha toh aisha he sirf dat khilati he. Me bhukha rahu toh chalega par wo bukkad pahale khayegi. Yar sam kuch karna ke hame ajadi mil jaye in chudelose."

Sam,"kya chudel? Teri wife hogi meri nahi. Meri wife jaisi he waisi acchi hai. Aur tujhe Sakshi se ajhadi chahiye?"

Arjun,"ha yar pak gaya hu main usase."

Sam,"dekh arjun aisa nahi kehate wo wife he tumhari."

Arjun,"to palako pe baithau jab dekho tak tab apana hokum chalati hai. Bas aur nahi mujhe toh pura badal diya. Ye dekh maine konasa shirt pehana pink. Ye toh ladakiyo ka colour mujhe pehane ko diya mera bas chale toh me Sakshi ko me pair ke niche daba du. Par kya kare kitani moti hai ayegi nahi wo."

Arjun and sam strats laughing but sam control his laugh. Chal bahot gaya kam karate hai.

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Samjun completing their work reach to home

There sam's hitlar sasuma was ready to scold him.

Sam takes blessing from her and sasurji.

Sasu ma was glaring him.

Sasuma,"maine kya suna aapne mere beti ko rulaya. Aapki itani himmat. Aap aye the mere beti ka hath mangane ke liye are mere beti ke liye kya kam rishte the par maine aapake hath iska hath."

Sam,"wo..."

Sasuma,"chup rahiye meri bat abhi tak puri nahi hui. Aaj ap ne meri beti ko rulaya kal kuch bhi kar sakate hai. Me warning de rahi agali bar aisha ne aapki shikayat ki toh ya to aap rahenge ya phir aap hi nahi rahenge."

Arjun was hardly controls his laugh.

Here Sakshi was glaring at him.

Arjun feels odd.

Arjun(mv),"ye Sakshi mujhe ghur kyu rahi he."

Here Sakshi came and starts crying by hugging aisha's mom.

Aunty,"kya hua beta."

Sakshi,"ap sam ko kyu dat rahi isane toh sirf aisha ko data."

Aunty,"kya bat he beta kya Arjun ne kuch kaha aap abhi batayiye acchi khabar lungi. Tu bhi meri beti ki tarah hai bata jara."

Sakshi nods.

Arjun,"m...maine kya kiya."

Sakshi to Arjun,"accha tumane kya kiya me moti huh? Bukkad? Me chudel.

Seeing towards aunty,"Pata he aunty isane aapke beti ko bhi chudel kaha."

Aisha was glaring at samjun.

Now towards Arjun,"tum mujhe pairo ke niche dabaoge par me toh moti hu na. me tumhe khana nahi deti sirf mehi khati hu."

Arjun(mv),"Sakshi ko ye sab kaise pata chala."

Sakshi,"jyada socho mat wo toh accha hua sam ne mujhe call kiya warana mujhe kaise pata chalata ke tum mere bare me kya sochate ho?"

Here sam was seeing here and there except facing Arjun.

FLASHBACK

When Arjun come and starts sakshimahapuran

Sam calls Sakshi and Sakshi hear all that.

FLASHBACK END

Then Arjun understand why sam was praising Sakshi and then his innocent face.

Aunty,"kya? aapko sharam nahi aati apane wife ko aise kehate huye. Aap dono ko iski saja milagi."

Sam,"dono?? Kya sasuma maine galat suna."

Aunty,"nahi damadji sahi suna aj rat aap dono bahar rahonge and that's final. Ghar ke bahar."

Before they could say anything.

Aunty went with two girls.

Sasur,"me tum dono ki halat samaj sakata hu wife hoti hi chiz aisi hai galati karo tobhi saja bhukto kaho aur galati na karo tobhi. Chalo me jata hu soneke liye. Chaliye bahar jayiye."

Sam,par sasuraji sasuma ko kuch kahiye na."

Sasuraji,"are damadaji aap aisha ko sirf data toh itana bada kand hua me uske mummy ke pas jaunga toh mujhe tum dono ke sath bahar nikal dengi ab aap dono nikalo yahase subah aana jaldi good night."

And he throw both outside.

Sam,"sasuraji."

Arjun was glaring at sam.

Sam,"aise kya ghur raha he."

Arjun,"teri vajah hua na ye sab Sakshi ko teri vajah se pata chala na ye sab. Tune Sakshi ko call kiya aur ye sab hua."

Sam,"accha aur teri vajah mera jo hal hua wo. Me toh bas badala lena chahata tha ki me kamare se bahar toh tu bhi. Mujhe kya pata gharse hi bahar nikal denge."

Arjun,"jo dusare ka bura chahata he usika bura hota. Chal mujhe company toh mil gayi. Chal aj ajhadi ka jashn manate. Aj ki ek rat shant hai kalase toh Sakshi jina haram kar dengi teri vajah se."

Sam starts laughing.

Sam,"sakshi moti huh?? Pair ke niche dabayega use. Ha ha ha."

He can't control his laughing

And this time Arjun starts beating him.

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Aisha, Sakshi and aunty

Aunty,"dekho tum logoko apane pati ko mutti me karana chahiye. Mere dono bacchiyo ko rulaya un donone kaise pati hai. Par tum dono iska badla jarur lena. Ab so jao un dono ko aj accha sabak mil jayenga.

Trio slept.

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Precap : samjun shadi attend karane jate hai.

aur no silent readingSleepy

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#6
hi payal,
chapter 2 was nice, it was funny and i must say
one friend did not keep the talk Private and fall in the hall together with the other
so no matter what they do they will fall
nice chapter keep it up !!!!!


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